Sunday, October 30, 2016
I'm really irritated with the Blogger app. It used to be completely reliable, but due to some apparently bad blood between Apple and Google, now they don't play fairly together anymore. Which means… I'm just supposed to be okay with the complete loss of functionality for my blog?!?! NO, I DON'T THINK SO! You guys suck!
I've been listening to my dog all weekend -- he can't stand to stay inside for long, and he runs to the end of his leash to get as far next door as possible. I'm sure that the little female dog next door is in heat, and it's driving him (and us) crazy. I even caught him howling pitifully on the kitchen steps earlier.
I understand. He's feeling a loneliness he doesn't understand, and I'm feeling one myself. It doesn't make sense. I'm perfectly happy with my husband, and I'm having a much-needed day of solitude while he does his third shift sleeping. But these thoughts come along unbidden. I usually know the answers to the questions. I just have to keep reminding myself that I already know the truth.
The kids that behave poorly in my class as a rule, and act like I'm horrible for trying to teach them typing -- a skill they will TRULY find useful and much easier to learn if they just do as I suggest -- well, I have to remind myself that they will take or leave what I teach them, and I just have to grade them fairly and without guilt when their efforts show that they just don't give a damn about learning the skill. I've talked till I'm blue in the face about how much easier high school classes will be if they follow my directions, but what would I possibly know about high school? I just did very well at it myself and taught there for several years. *sigh* Remember that they need to fail sometimes in order to learn. Don't take it so hard that they will never remember a thing you did for them, much less thank you, and they will likely give all credit to a teacher who let them run wild and learn nothing. I still get to teach a class that is fun and sometimes stimulating for me. I'm likely not seeing the best of them at this age. I'll probably never see them at their best and most productive. That's the sad truth of being a middle school teacher. That, and the fact that other teachers think I'm surplus, of lesser importance than them, subordinate to them, (uh nope -- check where my seniority, experience, and higher degrees place me) and supposed to be their secretary, and still expect me to help them in ways that aren't in my job description (I'd get in trouble for overreaching.). I mean, come on -- you demand after spitting in my face?? This is where I politely disregard entire groups of people who come demanding. I simply don't notice them.
People who are adults and treat me horribly -- well, I have to remember that they will get their comeuppance and a hefty dose of karma rather than learning from youth’s folly. After all, they are adults and completely responsible for themselves. They choose to victimize others who have no time harmed them. They have no one to blame but themselves for their actions, and that becomes a harsh and lonely place for them that can last indefinitely. They'll hurt for their meanness, and it's not on me when I was kind in the face of their cruelty. I'm not sure exactly which sins those fall under, but as they say, God don't like ugly, and I'm sure that references an ugly heart rather than anything superficial on the outside. Some of the prettiest faces hide the ugliest hearts. Sometimes you just have to be the adult and accept that you can't fix their flaws for them.
I try to remember them in my prayers, but I have to admit that my prayers are often taken up by those in need of protection or healing, and sometimes for me. I don't have enough time in the day to pray for everyone who has been awful to me. Lol. It would be a long list.
I have to remember that I started all this not because I expected thanks or recognition (which I've never gotten), but to help children, even children who try to use me as their scapegoat with no provocation whatsoever. I get an almost daily spiritual black eye and bloody nose for trying, but I have to remember that they're children, and don't know what they're doing. Some of them will never mature emotionally beyond the me-me-me! and will always act the same way. I just have to remember that I gave pieces of myself for them, and there almost wasn't enough left for me. That’s just the way it is, and it has to stop. If I am assaulted again (literally and physically), it won't be swept under the rug. I will press charges.
Well, that became dark, and I'm dreading the winter because of the pall that will be cast upon my world. By February this year, I was not my chipper self who should have been happily planning a wedding And happily making a lot of beautiful decorations. I was feeling like an animal that had been kept chained in a dark closet all my life and I just felt like howling and biting all the time. Nothing I tried to do worked. Maaayyyybe I should have considered antidepressants again, but I was as afraid of them as I was afraid of the dark winter days.
And you know, most of my hair turned white right about then. That's stress for ya. I know, I've been mostly silver for a few years, but even my dad’s hair did not turn white until his 60s. And I obviously have his hair. But when it's time to have my hair color touched up, the white roots make me look like my hair is thinning. I'm almost ready to wash my hands of all the hair coloring business and just be a new me. My hairdresser had noticed a few white strands a while back, but I can see that the loss of melanin has absolutely accelerated. Eh, she does a great job with my color, making it look natural. I'm ok with it. One day I'll have a gorgeous white mane that I can infuse with all sorts of pretty colors. A blank palette.
I will say it again: I NEED SOME SNOW TO BLANKET EVERYTHING IN A GLOWING WHITE CLOAK. That's how I get my happy mood back in the winter. Bright white snow days. I can't handle the grey skies. I just sit at the window and grin like a fool at every crisp snowflake drifting down. Yes. I love them, each and every one. Around here we go from lackluster fall color that ends after roughly two weeks right into 120 Days of Night, only without the insane foreign vampires to lighten the mood. So yes, I'm going to go overboard on lighting my house for Christmas. And maybe even for just winter after that. I've got Snowflake projectors. Yeah.
I do receive a great deal of satisfaction from the successful completion of a creative project. Every time I look at the kitchen shelves I built and installed, I sigh with the accomplishment. I've needed them for 16 years, and even now they are holding a ton of appliances that were always in my way. I created a coffee station. There's space for my cookbooks and large stoneware pieces. There's finally a place to keep my huge enamel stockpots for making boiled custard and canning, and even my cake carrier. I even have a place to store my toolboxes, so working on projects will NOT be such a hassle anymore. I just take the big one out and have all my power tools right in one place. (my brother's genius, actually. He suggested one carryall toolbox instead of trying to find individual cases for my saw, sander, drill, bits, clamps, etc.)
I need to have a few good projects lined up. Portable projects and home projects. I've got to finish painting the kitchen white. That'll be mostly a winter project, I'm sure, though the cabinet doors need to be taken care of before it gets cold outside. At least one wall is finished. Knotty pine is a beast to paint. Clean thoroughly, then dry, then fill the holes, then caulk between EVERY FREAKING PLANK. And then caulk again. Lol. Then paint with primer+paint. Then paint again because there was a little discoloration from the old varnish. Then paint again because two coats of good quality paint with primer don't make it opaque enough for me to be satisfied. Ha ha. I guess I just need to schedule myself some painting days and be content to complete a section at a time. I can't afford to have the whole kitchen out of commission for three days straight to make it all happen.
I've also got a plan to install some framed pegboard on one wall for hanging things up. I'd just nail stuff up there, buuuut that paneling surrounds the oven, and I don't want to take a chance on piercing that. Besides, all the pots and pans are hanging all over one another, clanking every time they're touched and probably getting scratched. I have great plans drawn. 1x4s and screws with stacked washers for spacers -- should give plenty of room behind for hooks to grab. Mm hmm. Should work fine and the pans should hang more flush afterward. See? Now that I've learned a few basics, I definitely have some good ideas. It's too bad I couldn't have taken a wood shop class. I have some great ideas. Now I'm getting the know-how to bring them to life. Only about 30 years late.
My knitting has improved greatly (and I'm a lot faster than when I started, so it feeds my need for instant gratification), and I'm finally understanding what I look at when I see a knitted sock, as well as how to make it happen. It's like learning another language sometimes. My hubby has asked me if I will knit him some sweaters. :). Yes I will. It means so much that there's someone who wants to wear something I've made completely with my hands! Until now, it was only my nephews, and they mostly just wanted hats. Of course, I won't give him a sweater that isn't just right for him. I do not want to be represented by poor handiwork. Maybe after I finish his first sweater I might knit a black one for myself as well. I've never been able to find one that I liked - just a simple black crew neck that wasn't baggy in weird places, but still fits me just right.
Even just thinking and writing about these plans has improved my mood greatly. :). Positive creativity is my mood booster. Why would I want to kill my sparkle by dousing it in layers of antidepressants?
Posted by Me at 1:30 PM
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Wow! It's been a couple of months since I've written anything of note, but in my own defense, my last entry was the day before school started and things have been hectic.
I got married in June, and there has been quite an adjustment period, what with people trying to make things difficult, and only hurting the wrong people (kids) in the process. Kids grow up, gain understanding, and then find it hard to forgive the ones who created obstacles. I won't be that person, because I've already lived through that and know what damage it does. So...
Getting my name changed is still going on. The SSA was fast to update it, but the state department of education is slow on updating my license, so my maiden name is confusing students from their printed schedules. It's funny because everyone is having trouble adjusting to my name change except for my husband. He's wanted that name change since I we were teenagers, I understand. :)
I suppose my old name will eventually fade away. My sister wasn't kidding when she said it takes forever to get it changed everywhere. I'm wondering if my bank will require me to buy all new checks, rather than using up the ones I've already paid for.
I had to pay for a new driver's license, complete with the worst picture to date. If I'd known going in, I'd at least have kept my hair down and smiled. But the clerk was one of those whose joy is giving people one shot to take the worst photo of them that she can, so I'm stuck with it. It just shows me with Resting Bitch Face, so that's pretty normal. I just look so grim. Lol
Passport... I'll have to get a new passport to change my name on it, and that'll be $150. Last I checked, a brand new one was only $110! So what's with the extra $40?
All the information I'd found online told me I would also have to pay a few hundred dollars to change my name, but that turned out to be incorrect in my county at least.
Why does everybody get a kickback just because a woman gets married? Why not the men? Changing a single name in a computer does not cost but a few cents of manpower time, after all.
Anyway, I'm excited about my next trip, and I've been looking around for new travel tips, but they're all the same old recycled ones. I've seen several on how to take all your jewelry with you: put your earrings through a button, run your necklaces through a straw, press it between two layers of Press & Seal... Here's my tip to all of you: leave the freaking jewelry at home! Then you won't lose it, or get robbed for your impressive costume jewelry or engagement ring. Less to keep up with, and believe me, you're not going to impress the people in another country by being accessorized to the nines. Be practical.
Here's another one I don't get - using a bunch of packing cubes inside your luggage to keep things organized and separated. Oh yes, in a world where the weight of your baggage is an important consideration, you should add extra bags inside of your bags. Maybe I'm missing something here, but wouldn't those extra zippers and fabric add weight? If you want to compartmentalize because there would be a scandal if your clean panties touched your clean socks, use ziplock bags. They don't weigh more than a breath, they're waterproof, and you can put all your undies in together in case the TSA decides to rummage through your suitcase - no strange dirty hands touching your underwear. You can also use a bigger zip bag as a portable washing machine, a car sick bag (happened twice in my tour group on the last trip), a place to put damp clothes to protect your dry ones, or even a compartment in your daypack to store your snacks. You can use them for travel cushions, a ball to entertain you and a friend, and a dry sack to protect your phone and camera in a sudden downpour.
Here's another thought: take some big garbage bags. They make emergency ponchos, a dry place to sit, a backpack cover in the rain, and even a trash bag. Garbage bags travel very small and light. Yes, the locals will have nice rain gear, but will you ever see them again?
Posted by Me at 1:54 PM
Monday, July 18, 2016
... I didn't have a stubborn sinus headache that reminds me what migraines are like.
... People would truly take care of their children before treating themselves.
... Kids whose parents give them the world would at least mow the yard.
... The world was filled with peace, love, and happiness.
... That my nice voice could be as effective as my harsh, angry voice. I don't ever want to use it.
... That my business was doing well enough to justify continuing.
... That today's beautiful sunshine accompanied 70 degree temps. :D
... That my dog would stop scratching himself bloody.
... That my weight loss wasn't stalled at the usual place.
... That I wasn't hungry so much.
... That I didn't completely mistrust the folks who do my nails.
... That people wouldn't blatantly steal my original designs and then sell them.
... That my house wasn't cluttered.
... That I could get lots of energy by eating healthy, and fix the above. :)
... That my kitchen was already painted and my new shelves were successfully up!
... That those shelf boards didn't have to come from an hour away and cost $20 each!
... That my dog hadn't been shivering in the house.
... That people understood it takes money to order materials for custom work.
... That people would prepay custom orders so I don't have to fear being stiffed on materials that can't be reused, design time that can't be refunded, and work hours I could have spent resting, instead of working to be ripped off. (It's happened so many times already...)
... That people understood the sizes beyond XL actually cost me a couple of dollars or more EXTRA to get and that I can't afford to just eat that cost without going up on the cost of all shirts. HEY, my husband wears a 4X! I already pay!
... That folks understood that ordering special shirt types and colors really adds to the cost of shirts when shipping is tacked on because you can't afford to guess popular sizes and colors ahead of time in order to get a shipping discount. It jus about doubles the cost of the project.
... That I was a social media sales expert like my sister. Lol. Seriously -- multiple times a day???
... That people didn't make me request payment from them for MONTHS after delivery.
... That people remembered there are teachers in the back hallway who are usually left out of all the nice things.
... That I wasn't snubbed simply because of the type of class I teach. I COULD be a college professor. I have the degree and the experience.
... That I was clueless about the extent to which I have been ghosted by "friends".
... That I had more true friends that I could actually hang around with on shared terms, instead of always being there only to support them.
... That the days I loved my job enthusiastically were more frequent.
... I got kicked in the teeth much less frequently at work.
... I was understood. My motives are positive. But nobody wants to believe.
... I was better at self-promotion. I'm an awesome person who loves so many!... Who apparently couldn't care less, but anyway... Lol
... That when I extended the hand of friendship, it wasn't viewed with suspicion, disdain, or scorn. I guess I'll beat them down eventually, but meanwhile I'll just quickly retreat to my safe, warm, quiet place, dress my wounds, and maybe try again next year.
... That chocolate caused weight loss, but apparently it's only chocolate Ex-Lax that does that. Shout out to my sister at age six!
... That we had a take-your-small-dog-to-work day. His cup would run over! And I could get in some extra needed kisses.
... That some of us back-hall teachers weren't ignored at Christmas. :). The biggest classroom in the school gets mighty lonely.
... That I could innovate in my class.
... That I could get the system to provide some resources for my class. It's hard to innovate with no books and just what you can imagine when you are tired and not thinking so freshly.
... That I had the networking contacts to glean some fresh and fun ideas for my class. Where are those websites??
... That I could have had some training for the last four classes I've taught in my current room. Professional development is not available to me unless I pay for it. :(
... That there was a little patio area outside my room for a break. I wonder if I could create one? I have a couple of old plastic chairs! ...would I get in trouble? They have them all over the rest of the building... Just not in my area. It could be a great sunny spot for teachers to eat lunch outside! :)
... That my allergies weren't intensifying with my age. If I could take a cheap pill that stopped them and had no zombifying side effects, I'd gladly take it. But there is no such critter.
... That I could write an engaging and inspiring blog. But it seems I'm better at providing schadenfreude instead. And I can't even draw cartoons. *sigh*
... That I could have continued oil painting, but I wasn't being taught, wasn't learning anything, and wasn't inspired. I was just getting studio time while the teacher did her own painting. I'd have loved to finish that painting of my dog. I even won some fair ribbons.
... That I could figure out how to do glitter mock-ups!
... That I had a better house in a better neighborhood. But I've paid for this one all by myself all this time and I don't want to live beyond my means.
... That I wasn't making less than I was five years ago. I thought my salary would at least hold steady even if it didn't ever go up again, but no, it looks like there's a plan to take my meager earnings back from me. We're supposed to get a raise, but also a corresponding insurance increase. First raise in six years and they take all that and then some.
... That lots of peeps would order shirts and decals to help me survive with my 13 year old vehicle and house in an awful neighborhood. :)
... I had a great friend at work. My friend who made me laugh and accepted me moved on to better job opportunities and I miss hanging out with her.
... That it didn't feel like someone was trying to make look like the bad guy. Yeah, I'm aware. It's pretty obvious.
... That judgmental people didn't judge me because I think differently.
... That the self-righteous Christian posers would either stop, if become true Christians who don't cherry pick what parts of the Bible they will follow.
... That I didn't have to use Zzzquil tonight to fix my circadian rhythm.
... That Zzzquil worked faster. It's been an hour and a half already.
Posted by Me at 12:42 PM
Monday, July 11, 2016
I really don't understand the thoughts of people who act as if they way they drink their coffee is an indication of how tough they are. They believe that if they drink their coffee black, it means that they are superior in someway to other human beings. Sugar is for wimps. Creamer is for delicate people who are apparently disturbed by the genuine color of coffee. Boiling hot espresso means that you are some sort of super human creature like Thor.
A little honesty to begin with. I drink coffee as a means to an end. I didn't like drinking coffee in college, but I learned to drink it once I became a teacher, and I was staying up too late working at night and still having to go to work and be bright eyed and bushy tailed for my students in the morning.
As my husband and I are fond of joking, we like a little coffee with our creamer. If you take a look at the guy, you will easily understand that he is not lacking in the manliness department.
I have seen him benchpress. I spot him sometimes, as if that would do any good --right? He presses hundreds of pounds, while I am very proud that I'm currently pressing 60 pounds. On the other hand, I can do assisted pull-ups with half my bodyweight, so my strength is improving. It's amazing what you can do when you have an actual trainer working with you all the time, although for a while my focus really has been just my arms, chest, and back. My feet and legs keep getting hurt in other exploits, so weight training on them has been held off a bit. (I threw out my hip dancing at a Duran Duran concert last week. Chic were onstage performing le Freak, so I had to dance!)
Anyway, I consider people that deride creamer-and-sugar drinking coffee people strange people who enjoy the taste of black coffee. If they really enjoyed the taste of coffee without anything to adulterate it, why don't they just go around eating spoonfuls of coffee grounds? Now that would impress me.
What is it with them? The worse the coffee tastes, the more they like it?
Still, the way I drink my coffee is not meant to impress anyone. I have taste buds that like to be entertained no matter what I'm eating or drinking. They are not so pedestrian is to demand "BLACK COFFEE ONLY." I enjoy the different flavors of creamers. I don't have a problem with tasting caramel in my coffee. I don't even have a problem with chocolate or mint in my coffee. I'm an equal opportunity creamer taster. The different flavors are part of the reason why I can even stand to drink coffee. I'm usually drinking it for the caffeine and if I can make it taste pleasant, so be it.
I don't think of myself as less than a man just because I'm a woman, so I wouldn't think of myself as less tough just because I put creamer and sugar in my coffee. I would think the spinal arthritis I've been living with for three decades without relief would be proof of that. 😄
I don't feel the constant need to prove myself to random people. I'm actually OK with myself.
I will drink coffee with sweetener and creamer whenever I like, and enjoy the actual flavors.
Posted by Me at 1:36 PM
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
I have the ability to grow my own nails long and strong, given enough time and the right circumstances. I'd been doing it for months prior to the wedding, but for whatever reason, they all started breaking off by the week of the wedding.
So I opted to get some artificial nail tips added on to mine, so they'd look nice (and not like a gardener's hands) in our wedding pictures.
I've got to say that there is a distinct disadvantage in dealing with nail technicians that don't speak much English. I've gone back for my first fill, to a lot of problems making me reconsider continuing this at all.
1. The blobby toenail polish when I first went. There is no excuse for that. I can paint mine smoothly with a cheesy dollar bottle of polish.
2. He insisted on using a drill to rough up my natural nails even though I requested that he not do that. Why? It takes a little longer to do it properly with a file. Though I was the first one in when the shop opened, it was obvious he wanted to rush through and do a quantity of jobs, but not quality.
3. Using said drill, the first guy sanded the sides and base of two fingers until they were raw and bleeding. The second guy held the drill tip under my nail until he had burned a raw spot into my fingertip.
4. The first set of nails started lifting on day 3, which can lead to a fungal infection with moisture between the acrylic and your nail bed.
5. When I went back for the fill / repair, the second guy forcibly lifted the fake nails up to cut them away with clippers.
6. And then he literally ripped four of the partially lifted nails off my nails with a fake nail tip as a pry bar. This caused two of my natural nails to rip off, one down in the quick. His response when I winced? "Oh, sorry." Artificial nails should never be ripped off. They're supposed to be soaked off using acetone.... But I didn't realize what he was doing until too late. Forcing things under your nails and ripping nails off forcefully is actually a method of torture, so why did I have pay for this guy to hurt me over and over? Seems like he should have been paying me.
7. He wouldn't listen to even the smallest request. He asked if I wanted squared off nails or round, and I said round. So now I have some sharply square corners that feel awkward and don't flatter my hands. He also asked if I wanted them shortened, and I said no. Therefore he shortened them anyway.
8. They are trying to claim that acrylics are gels. They're not. And you shouldn't try to sell acrylics for the gel price.
I'm pretty sure that I can do my own acrylics and maybe even gels, IF I ever go this route again. But I won't be letting those people put me through that again. I would reaLily rather stay with my own nails. My fingers are still sore today, and I expect they will stay sore for at least another day. Not good.
Posted by Me at 11:47 AM
Tuesday, June 21, 2016
I'm waiting to get my nails done (okay, to get a fill done on the nail tips I had put on for our wedding) and hearing a pedicure customer talk about how her arthritis disappears for days after a simple leg massage.
Is that possible? Hmm. Hey, what if it is? What if it's the placebo effect? What does it matter if the pain goes bye bye?
I have arthritis in my neck and back. I've probably had it since I was 15, when I was in a car accident and injured my neck.
My back and neck have hurt me all this time to some degree, and probably contributed to the frequency of my migraines.
After being accused of whining and hypochondria for years, I finally stopped telling anyone I was in pain and learned to live with it. As you do. Daily pain has become normal. I was surprised when my chiropractor showed me the extent of the damage in my X-rays. I suppose I felt vindicated.
It even eased some of the nasty meanness directed my way once. (As in being accused of being a shameless attention seeker). I'd told (who I thought was a friend) someone after 9/11 that I had met one of the men who brought down the plane in Pennsylvania. Nothing in that other than how sad it was. He wouldn't have remembered me anyway. I think we said hi once in passing in the hallway. Anyway, this so-called friend nastily responded "Well I guess that makes you famous, doesn't it!!!"
Um, where did that come from? Oh, just likely his true nature. With a nasty attitude like that, I began to suspect that maybe there was something to his ending up in court over spousal abuse charges. I know he did a lot of self-aggrandizement over the course of our friendship, but who would make that up to sound impressive? Maybe there was truth to it after all and once again, I got lucky through rejection.
I guess my mind connected the neck and spinal arthritis to that memory of him because supposedly he's got it too. Not that we are kindred spirits. Just two humans whose path crossed and coincidence struck.
Posted by Me at 5:38 PM
Thursday, April 28, 2016
Well, the last three weeks have been pretty rough for me. First the "yearly" stuff that I was about five years overdue on... Despite the fact that I have some really serious complaints, all the tests for them came back fortunately absolutely normal, so there's one very invasive test left to see if I have ovarian cysts, fibroids, or endometriosis, and probably a forthcoming decision for me about what to have cut out from my body.
On the good side, I've lost nearly 30 pounds in my weight loss program, and I'm looking much better. I also feel better because of it. As a matter of fact, I often feel like I'm walking in someone else's body, because the old friction points are gone. My hips aren't rubbing my arms, and my thighs aren't rubbing each other much anymore. I'm enjoying hearing how many inches I've lost at each weigh-in. Also, my weight lifting is improving and chiropractic treatment seems to have taken care a lot of my constant pain. Alas, it can't take the arthritis from my spine, but it can help with the two abnormal curvatures that are there.
I hurt much less, and that's a wonderful thing. I feel years younger. :).
Last week, my allergies hit hard. They started with a scratchy throat, a few sniffles, and suddenly I had aches and chills and a fever of 101°. I went to be tested for flu and strep. Negative on both, but I had a raging infection in my throat that got treated as if it were strep, just in case. I missed two days of work, and I'm glad I did. My ears hurt for a couple of days and then they were stopped up and I lost most of my hearing. I've been hearing impaired for a week now. I guess it's someone's way of making me walk in my mother's nearly deaf shoes.
This. Is. Miserable. No wonder she was so unhappy so much of the time.
Usually, my spring allergies turn into a nasty case of bronchitis. This time, thy went up into my head. I'm not sure which is worse.
I've got a raging double ear infection. *sigh*. No wonder it hurts and I can't hear anything but a deafening ringing in my ears that keeps me from sleeping. I hope my students are being good. I really can't tell, so I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt and keeping them working quietly. I tried teaching full lessons, but I wasn't sure I was speaking loudly enough, and I was so dizzy I had a hard time standing up and walking. Not to mention I confused myself easily and had such brain fog I'm sure they all think I've been struck stupid. They mostly gave me big eyes. I'm sure they realize I'm still sick. My voice is still pretty awful sounding.
So now I'm on a new course of antibiotics, some steroids, Sudafed, and Zyrtec. With progesterone messing with my tummy this week, I'm sure it's going to be an intestinal nightmare for me.
Hey, on the bright side, I'll probably lose a little bit of extra weight...
All I want to do is sleep, but the tinnitus makes that difficult. I have our wedding staring me in the face and too many details to tie up. Our state tests have been cancelled due to a three-time-loser testing company. But maybe.... by Monday I might be hearing more?
I went to a local businesswoman's expo and got a sample myofasicial release massage on my head. I actually felt the places she was pressing grow warm, like something was radiating from her fingertips. I wouldn't surprise me to hear she has a natural healing gift. My ears weren't cured when I got up, but my depression had evaporated and I felt pounds lighter. My sister and her friend said I looked much better than when they'd seen me before the massage. Then I went to the bathroom and peed about twice as much as I though was in my body. Lol. I know you didn't need to know that, but you know how it is -- you know when your bladder is empty and it's like mine emptied more than I knew it was holding.
Final result: I feel better than early this afternoon. I might be well again in the next month.
Posted by Me at 9:29 PM
Saturday, March 19, 2016
Several years ago, I had my bathroom partially remodeled. I say partially, because it isn't big enough to move anything and I didn't see any need to replace a toilet and sink that worked fine.
I did go shopping for a new vanity, however, nothing available would fit the bill. I needed my vanity to have drawers, and nothing available in that small size had any drawers! Ugh! They all just had a door and it was suggested that I go with a trendy pedestal sink. Um... The point was that I needed storage. Not suddenly less storage, but at least as much. More would be even better.
After the bathroom was finished (ok, it still lacks the crown molding I had before...) I discovered that the second mirrored medicine cabinet wasn't put back up. I was told I didn't need it, by someone who didn't even live here. Then I discovered that mysteriously, one of the doors had been broken since it was last hanging on the wall. Hmmmm.... Now I had even less storage than before, and a salesman suggests a pedestal sink to eliminate almost ALL storage possibilities.
Men. I blame this on men who don't understand that ladies have stuff, and it needs to go somewhere. Somewhere out of the way. Somewhere hidden and uncluttered. Like maybe in a drawer or medicine cabinet, you think?!? (Yes, I'm still mad, and having the first medicine cabinet rehung off center from the light bar overhead and the sink does not help.)
So I kept the crummy old vanity for lack of a better option. Painted the bathroom "Twilight Mauve" (Valspar) because I love purple and that was a dusty, not-in-your-face option that matched my beloved shower curtain. :D. I decoupaged the switch plate covers with a scan of the curtain fabric, and I painted the woodwork white.
And when you walk in the bathroom, it feels small and crowded, all because of that horrid cheap oak stained builder's grade vanity with the brassy hardware. Uuuuugly, even from my point of view, and I have ZERO talent for decorating.
I accidentally came across chalk paint, the magical paint treatment, on Pinterest. Supposedly, it will stick to nearly every surface without prepping or priming. Hmmmm! So I chose my color, got a sample made at Lowes, and brought it home, ready to mix in the plaster and water.
And ready to make learning mistakes.
I cleaned the surfaces and mixed a few tablespoons of water into a bowl lined with aluminum foil. (Didn't want to ruin the bowl!). I poured in the cup of sample paint, mixed well, and put on that first coat of, appropriately enough, Tagsale Linen. Sounds like my life.
The first coat does look pretty awful. That's okay. After you put the third thin coat on, you can distress it, then seal, but I didn't want to distress. It's a good thing, too, because after two coats, the paint scratched and chipped when it touched anything else.
I went to bed, prepared to work on it the following afternoon. That's when I discovered that the plaster in my chalk paint had set up. Hahaha! I should have known that. The entire sample of paint was ruined. Back to Lowes I went, for a new sample (it was only $4, after all). I waited my turn, and when it was my turn, this woman cut in front of me and the paint guy just gave her everything she wanted and I had to wait even longer. Rude. Poor customer service. I suppose he thought he would make it all better and somehow boost my ego by calling me "Babe" when I asked for the sample.
Wrong. I feel demeaned by it. Surely he didn't think I'm a high school girl or 20-something in need of an ego stroking from... him? The boy with the unkempt and unattractive long beard? Yuck. I do look younger than my age, I'm told, but a polite "ma'am" or even "miss" would have been appropriate. Maybe I should've responded with, "Thanks, sonny boy." Seems appropriate.
This is what I get for being quiet and polite, instead of being a pushy and obnoxious entitled bitch.
I decided to put on a light coat of Polycrylic to stop the scratching, then put on the third coat. It helped, but it wasn't perfectly durable. One more coat of Polycrylic on everything, and I think I'll be finished.
I didn't do any sanding, because of the fragility of the paint, so if there are any time bumps, they will stay. I may add a little dark glaze to make it look antiqued, but for now, I'm satisfied that my vanity is a light color that makes it visually recede toward the wall and make the bathroom seem bigger.
Of course, over the last two days as I have worked on this, rain rolled in and then the chilliness came back. Aargh. So that makes doing everything at once on the workbench outside impossible. I haven't seen any temperature restrictions on Polycrylic, but you never know, right?
One last task.... What color to paint that awful brass hardware? Oil-rubbed bronze? It's pretty trendy these days. But do I like it?
Note: I have discovered Unicorn Spit, and I think I'm in love. I want some to play with!!!
Posted by Me at 11:48 AM
Saturday, March 5, 2016
I have my wedding to plan. A photographer to hire. A baker to find. And so much more.
I haven't been training for this event. I don't know what I'm doing. I don't even have a dress. I've got a groom and a venue. Lol
I also have a limited budget. I won't be a bridezilla, and I'm not having a big, fat, southern, overpriced wedding. I'm not sure I can afford a professional photographer for such a small event, but for this, of all days, should I be spending my life savings to ensure I finally have one beautiful portrait of myself and my husband?
Oh, the joy of being an older bride and realizing that a lot of money is pointlessly wasted on megabucks weddings for younger brides. Sure, I'd like to feel like a princess for once, but I honestly feel more like the old maid aunt, not deserving of any fuss because I "waited" so long to get married. (Yeah, so not my choice at all.) I feel like that dusty old floral arrangement sitting on a thrift shop shelf, faded and possibly unable to be brightened up sufficiently.
I'm trying to keep my expectations low, despite the suggestions I receive to spend a fortune on a destination wedding, a designer wedding dress, and ideas for catering. Sorry, folks, I can't afford that.
And while I would love to have a wedding planner to handle all the details, I can't afford one of those either. Should have been born a princess, eh?
Heck, I'm feeling awkward and presumptuous just working up the courage to ask my sister to go dress shopping with me. I'm still having trouble at times believing someone loves me enough to want to marry me. I'm wondering if any of my high school friends will come, after all their weddings and showers I've dutifully attended.
There's so much of this stuff I'm capable of doing on my own it kinda annoys me. I've been a wedding photographer. I've decorated wedding and birthday cakes. I've made my own clothes. I could do all of this myself and save major money!
But I don't really want to stress myself out doing it all DIY.
I need a break.
Posted by Me at 12:55 PM
On the subject of my chubbiness for our upcoming wedding, it was a good thing I started drinking all that water. No, it didn't make me start shedding massive pounds, (my ankles swelled up again, actually) but as it turned out, I was going to be drinking copious amounts of water anyway.
No, I don't actually look as heavy as I actually am, and I found out why. I finally found a doctor-run weight loss program that isn't just a daily dose of Phentermine and buh-bye, and every ten days or so I have my body composition scanned. I started out with an 18 on the visceral fat scale. Yep, that's the dangerous stuff blanketing and choking your organs, and after ten days on the program, I had dropped down so low on visceral fat that it wasn't registering on the bar graph. The readout said I was at a scale of 10 for visceral fat. So that's good, much healthier, and no surprise because visceral fat is the easiest fat to burn and it tends to go first, from the research I've done elsewhere.
I'm taking special supplements and eating a very low calorie diet (the quoted "under 1000 calories per day" turned out in reality to be more like 550 calories a day for me in reality), and I'm not abnormally hungry or tired. The B12 supplement takes care of the energy, but I was told I wouldn't really be hungry because my body would be burning fat for fuel (as it is supposed to do, though mine has not been) instead of storing it.
I'm told I can definitely hit my goal weight before the wedding, and in 15 days, I've lost over 12 pounds. No amphetamines, just a normal feeling of decent energy I'd been missing out on for years. I just don't feel like a total slug.
Do I believe that I'll hit my goal in just one round of the program? Welllll, I'm healthily skeptical. I believe it will take two rounds, and I'm not going to be heartbroken if it does. Even if I'm halfway or better to my goal, that's a major improvement in how I'll look and feel! Much less chance that I'll keep getting hurt running. :). I believe I'll for sure be at least 75% to my goal by the wedding, but I'm sure I'll be able to keep it off, because this program works by straightening out weight-regulating hormones.
I won't lie -- I'm missing being able to eat chocolate and sugar, though I'm not exactly craving them anymore. I just want a few bites. Having to cook my own clean meals is a lot less convenient than going to a restaurant, but I'm getting to eat shrimp a few times a week on this diet. I could have lobster, crab, and scallops too, but they aren't that attractive to me prep-wise, and I'm still not much of a lobster fan.
It's not easy, and it's not cheap, but I've seen evidence that it's effective. Usually, easy weight loss means that it's not sustainable, or it's dangerous. I still believe in juicing for weight loss, but this winter I didn't have any luck with it. Local fresh produce was pretty pathetic this winter. My weight didn't budge.
The bright side about the clean eating -- I'm enjoying what I cook and realizing I'm a pretty damn good cook when it comes to making my good taste good. I don't know how I know how to do it, unless it's from years of absorbed info from TV and reading, because nobody EVER told me how to sauté kale and make it delicious, and I'm not one to stomach traditional lazy, boil-the-hell-out-of-them greens. You know, the kind people cover in hot sauce to cover the nastiness. Gooey, gloppy mustard and turnip greens. Taste bad and smell bad, and stink up the whole house. But kale... Sautéed in a little fat free chicken broth until it wilts a little and turns bright green, seasoned with lemon pepper? Pretty tasty! Makes me feel like Popeye after he eats his spinach - energized.
I feel like this is my last chance to get this weight off for good before I am too old and unwell to make it happen, so I signed up for the program and I've been successful thus far. :D
And does that make me happy?
Posted by Me at 12:35 PM
Saturday, February 6, 2016
HAren't you proud of my using such a big word? Lately it feels like I have been losing my higher level vocabulary. Actually, lately it feels like I'm losing IQ points. I catch myself thinking about early-onset Alzheimer's.
In my quest to be thinner before I shop for a wedding dress, I'm drinking lots of water. In all honesty, I have had a case of pitting edema for nearly 20 years, that no doctor will do anything about. They all blow it off as if I've told them that it's been bothering me for a few days. I am a little bit concerned that it is contributing to a major health problem that I will find out later I should have had taken care of if I wanted to live longer. And I will punch the first medical professional who asks me, "Well why didn't you take care of it before?"
i overheard at a weight-loss clinic that shares space with my chiropractor's office, that 150 ounces of water per day was the magic amount for weight loss. It might just be because that person weighed 150 pounds and was trying to lose some weight, or it may be that they weighed 300 pounds,. I wasn't looking at them. I wasn't really trying to hear them either, but they were about five feet away with only a curtain separating us, and on this occasion I didn't fall asleep face down on the table while I was getting electro-shock therapy on my shoulder and ankle.
So I did a little research, and found very differing opinions on the matter. I do believe that drinking plenty of water will help the liver to do its job because the kidneys will be able to do theirs solo. I think that drinking your body weight in water might not be safe, electrolyte wise. However, I have seen lots of research about drinking two thirds of your body weight in water. Let's not discuss exactly how much water that is for me though.
I have come to some conclusions during this experiment. I figured it wouldn't hurt me to do the experiment and see what happened if I drink lots of water. After all, we need plenty of clean water.
Supposedly, at some undetermined point in the future, drinking lots of water will cause you to lose excess water bloat, which should include my edema. It's been a week at this attempt, and my edema is just as bad as ever. In fact, my ankles have started swelling. I wore compression socks to work yesterday. It felt as if I had a low-grade electric massage going on from my knees down. I'm sure that was from the compression pushing the water upwards out of my lower legs. Last night, I could see my ankle bones again. I was relieved.
I'm wondering if I might ought to wear compression socks more often, while I'm drinking all this water, just to ensure that the water doesn't collect in my lower legs.
I have tried drinking lots of water out of squeeze bottles, water bottles, sippy cups with straws, and even filter bottles. This time, I just grab the glass out of the cabinet, filled it up with water, and started drinking. I found that it's easier for me to drink more water out of a glass then something with a straw or a valve you have to suck the water out of. That lame advice I got to just sip water all day was absolutely useless. I'd never get enough water into me doing it that way. I have to pretty much gulp the water every time I take a drink, but the good thing is that I can drink about 4 ounces in one drink.
I end up having to go to the bathroom two or three times an hour in this situation, and it makes it really difficult at work. I'm either planning my water consumption to coincide with breaks between classes, or having to hold it a very long time and squirming throughout. I'm definitely keeping the tissue companies in business at this point. My brain tells me that I'm slowly shrinking, but the mirror does not tell me a different story. I look the same. How disappointing.
I'm scared to step on the scale, because this time last week I did it and I had gained 5 pounds in one day.
5 pounds of water does not make you thinner. It has to go somewhere, and you don't get a nice weight conversion as when you are losing fat and growing muscles.
I was drinking all of that water from 12 ounce glasses, until I found a pint and a half jar in my cabinet. They are great for drinking glasses, because they hold a lot, but still fit well in my small hands. My brain is still trying to empty that glass in four attempts. So in essence, I think I'm drinking 12 ounces, but I'm really drinking 20, and it takes about the same amount of effort.
I can't force myself to drink enough absolutely plane, filtered water, so I squirt a tiny bit of lemonade MiO into it. It takes the plain water taste off, without being much of a flavor. It's almost like drinking lemon water, but it's more portable than fresh lemons or bottled lemon juice.
Now I'm on my second glass, but instead of having finished 24 ounces of water, I've now finished 40, with about the same amount of effort. Sometimes it's all in how you trick your brain.
Supposedly, when you have enough water in your system, the body lets go of the excess that's making you swell. Welp folks, I'm here to tell you that is not solving the edema problem. Now I'm waking up with a horrible case of cottonmouth, and let's just say that the lower half of my body is acting like it's dehydrated. Inexplicable. The autonomic systems are not getting into line and working like a well lubricated machine. *sigh*. It's either confusion due to the sudden wealth of water or its a problem that no amount of water is going to change.
A little bit of bathroom advice, since I brought it up-- the concept of Poo-Pourri spray works, but it's awfully expensive. Just get a cheap bottle of essential oil and drop a couple of drops into the toilet bowl before you go. I had some old Bath and Body Works room fragrance oil that I didn't like using (I hate burning a candle to warm up a few drops of oil that get all gunky in the diffuser), and it works great. It also leaves a residual pleasant fragrance in the room instead of the usual.
Posted by Me at 1:14 PM
Sunday, January 17, 2016
Saturday...Wake up groggy and sore-throated due to sleep meds and all night coughing
Eat mug of Corn Chex leftover from holiday Chex Mix, due to absent bowls
Cough all morning
Cramp constantly. Fume at ruined clothes. Give up hope.
Blow stuffy nose
Veg on couch
Nap tiredly on couch
Do load of laundry
Eat Popsicles for sore throat
Do another load of laundry
Watch secondhand football
Endure hypoglycemic episode
Fix hypoglycemia with pb&j sandwich without milk. Out of milk.
Miss best friend's daughter's reception due to likelihood of contaminating others with nonstop coughing :( (Not good karma to curse newlyweds with viral plague)
Want to go back to sleep for rest of day
Complete week 1, day 2 of 5k program at 4 mph expecting to cough and get choked. No coughing till the end, and then it feels nonstop
Oxygen in bloodstream makes me feel much better for ten minutes
Fight coughing urge
Lose a pound
Cough for the rest of the evening, wet and icky.
Eat pizza. Drink 2 Pepsis due to dry throat and unquenchable thirst. Expect immediate return of lost pound
Pick up milk and additional Muscle Milk 4 pack with no current desire to improve protein intake
Only 2 packs of chocolate Muscle Milk in lousy local Wal-Mart, per usual stocking style.
Plenty of strawberry MM.
Don't buy the strawberry.
Don't EVER DRINK THE STRAWBERRY.
Go home to more laundry.
Say goodbye to fiancé leaving for work.
Consider Irish coffee. Look for better recipe. Consider caffeine intake for day and pass.
Finish American Horror Story: Hotel on iPad in bed, coughing frequently
Wait three hours for Zzzquil to actually work.
Sleep and cough in equal intervals
Look up hot toddy recipe on iPad while asleep
Wake up and wonder when I did that
Wake up to itchy sinuses and more icky coughing
Snuggle with pup on couch
Eat Cheerios leftover from making Chex mix
Drink Irish coffee.
Suddenly get WAY too warm in this cold room. Start sweating. Marvel at uncharacteristically warm fingers.
Remove old nail polish and remember commitment to wear nail polish nonstop until honeymoon to strengthen nails. Remember Mama's secret to strong nails is wearing polish.
Go slightly mad from itching sinuses, stuffy nose, and coughing
Have another Popsicle.
Think longingly of couch nap when Peyton's possible last game is turned on.
Hog half of couch in silent football protest. :D Giggle maniacally at passive-aggressiveness.
Have tomatoes & clam chowder for dinner.
Get sick almost immediately after dinner... Because... I always get sick after dinner these days. I dunno why.
Discover toilet isn't flushing right during sickness.
Realize cause. I'm not to blame, but I'm gonna have to fix it.
Get sick again.
Toilet acts weird
Fix toilet again.
Get sick again.
Fix toilet again.
Walk wobbly legs to couch.
Eat red grapes for hydration.
Get extremely chilled.
Get too tired to finish this post. Lol
Posted by Me at 3:46 PM